2008.11.28

A guy is walking into his house…

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A guy is walking into his house when he spots a snail on his doorstep. He nonchalantly picks up the snail and tosses it across his driveway.

A couple months have gone by when the guy hears a slight knocking on his front door. He opens the door, and sure enough, there’s the snail looking up at him asking,
“What the hell was that all about?!”

2008.11.12

What did the snail say…

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?
Wheeeeee!